I was slouching on the couch, reading something serious and sober when

this happened:


Vince discovered our friend Ellen's 5,000-ounce bottle of A-1 steak sauce.

Now that's awesome eatin.

[Even funnier: I posted this by mistake to Identity Theory's "What We're Reading" blog. Oops. All better now. But if you look (http://www.identitytheory.com/bookblog/index.html), you can see the hole Vince burned into the webpage in the wake of his escape.]